Again,translated.

If a hot guy is quiet,
Girls say: Wow, damn cool.
If an ugly guy is quiet,
Girls say: Anti-social

If a hot guy is social,
Girls say: Funky
If an ugly guy is social,
Girls say: Villager.

If a hot guy is single,
Girls say: Must be he's a perfectionist.
If an ugly guy is single,
Girls say: Obviously, he's not in demand!

If a hot guy is gay,
Girls say: It's because guys like him too.
If an ugly guy is gay,
Girls say: It's because ladies are not interested in him.

If a hot guy changes girlfriends,
Girls say: Naturally, he's wanted by pretty girls.
If an ugly guy changes girlfriends,
Girls say: Must be dumped by his girlfriend.

If a hot guy got a hot girl,
Girls say: Fitting, very compatible.
If an ugly guy got a hot girl,
Girls say: Must be using a medium

If a hot guy is rejected by a girl,
Girls say: Don't cry, there's always me! [Ceyh,haha]
If an ugly guy is rejected by a girl,
Girls say: [Keep quiet, but their fingers wriggle from top to bottom]

If a hot guy breaks up with his girlfriend,
Girls say: Too bad for that girl, but opporturnity for others!
If an ugly guy breaks up with his girlfriend,
Girls say: Finally, her eyes and heart have opened!

If a hot guy is hooked by happy aunties,
Girls say: That's smart auntie
If an ugly guy is hooked by happy aunties,
Girls say: Must be because of her Straw-headed Bulbul

If a hot guy admits his girlfriend is Dian Sastro [or some other female star],
Girls say: I believe, make sense.
If an ugly guy admits his girlfriend is Dian Sastro [or some other star],
Girls say: Please,buy a very big mirror.

If a hot guy takes care of his face,
Girls say: That's call protecting his asset.
If an ugly guy takes care of his face,
Girls say: Waste of time only! That one must be in the laundry.

If a hot guy admits he's a mixture of Eurasian,
Girls say: Really, resembles a white person
If an ugly guy admits he's a mixture of Eurasian,
Girls say: A mixture of a small motorised vehicle with spots as well.

If a hot guy is an animal lover,
Girls say: Sensitive, fill with love
If an ugly guy is an animal lover,
Girls say: Among family members must love one another.

If a hot guy refuses to continue studying,
Girls say: Become artist can already
If an ugly guy refuses to continue studying,
Girls say: Then what do you want to be?

If a hot guy becomes superior,
Girls say: Agree, his appearence is already intellect
If an ugly guy becomes superior,
Girls say: Suitable, his face is of a houseboy/waiter/footman

If a hot guy is a guitar champion,
Girls say: Most Talented Boy
If an ugly guy is a guitar champion,
Girls say: Must be the one who begs while singing/playing musical instruments.

If a hot guy drives a BMW,
Girls say: Matching, dashing in the inside and outside.
If an ugly guy drives a BMW,
Girls say: It's the employer's one right?

If a hot guy acts in a movie,
Girls say: Must be the male lead, can be as rich as Nicolas Saputra.
If an ugly guy acts in a movie,
Girls say: Must be the villian or the ghost in a horror movie.

If a hot guy admits he has done it,
Girls say: Must be his girlfriend took pity on him
If an ugly guy admits he has done it,
Girls say: With which _________?

If a hot guy is rich,
Girls say: Perfect, who don't want?
If an ugly guy is rich,
Girls say: We only want your money

If a hot guy is a biker,
Girls say: As rich as Valentino Rosso ya
If an ugly guy is a biker,
Girls say: Surely all would

If a hot guy has a dark complexion,
Girls say: Sweet dark[sounds funny, direct translation of hitam manis]
If an ugly guy has a dark complexion,
Girls say: He's a dakochan[a black inflatable doll]

If a hot guy is long-haired,
Girls say: Macho, Rocker Style!
If an ugly guy is long-haired,
Girls say: It's to cover the face

If a hot guy has a good voice,
Girls say: Become a singer can already
If an ugly guy has a good voice,
Girls say: Why never become an assistant to a truck or bus driver?

If a hot guy is muscular,
Girls say: Six pack! Sexy!
If an ugly guy is muscular,
Girls say: For someone who does not fit with his appearance.

If a hot guy is lazy to take a photo,
Girls say: Surely is scared that his photo will be passed around
If an ugly guy is lazy to take a photo,
Girls say: Don't have the heart to look at the final print.

If a hot guy borrows money,
Girls say: Maybe haven't withdraw money from ATM
If an ugly guy borrows money,
Girls say: Inadequate background! Synchronous with his face!

If a hot guy is perspiring,
Girls say: Certainly an athlete!
If an ugly guy is perspiring,
Girls say: Then how to carry a sack of rice?

If a hot guy becomes a celebrity,
Girls say: If not a model, a movie actor:]
If an ugly guy becomes a celebrity,
Girls say: Surely a comedian or a dangdut singer

If a hot guy is alone,
Girls say: He don't want the centre of attention
If an ugly guy is alone,
Girls say: He feels inferior

If a hot guy is humourous,
Girls say: He's passionate
If an ugly guy is humourous,
Girls say: Attention seeker tu

If a hot guy acts affected,
Girls say: Please understand, he's well-known
If an ugly guy acts affected,
Girls say: Your face very far!

If a hot guy is romantic,
Girls say: Ooh..so sweet.
If an ugly guy is romantic,
Girls say: Urgh..you make me sick!

If a hot guy wears sunglasses,
Girls say: Dashing, reminds me of the Matrix
If an ugly guy wears sunglasses,
Girls say: Fitting,left with giving him a walking cane only.

If a hot guy asks for a kiss,
Girls say: Yes
If an ugly guy asks for a kiss,
Girls say: With the chamber pot there only.

If a hot guy does bad things,
Girls say: Nobody's perfect
If an ugly guy does bad things,
Girls say: Suitable, his appearance is already like a criminal

If a hot guy pour water for a girl to drink,
Girls say: This is a real gentleman
If an ugly guy pour water for a girl to drink,
Girls say: A servant's instinct, of course like that

If a hot guy help a girl who's being provoked by a man,
Girls say: Wah,this guy, can be rich in action films.
If an ugly guy help a girl who's being provoked by a man,
Girls say: The man must have been his friend...

If a hot guy is sad,
Girls say: Let me be your shoulder to cry on
If an ugly guy is sad,
Girls say: Crybaby! Are you really a man?

If a hot guy reads this article,
He'll then smile a bit and say : Life is beautiful!
If an ugly guy reads this article,
Frustrated, he takes a clothes line,yells as loud as possible: Life is cruel!

Tips for those who feel themselves are ugly

DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER
Don't give up, not everyone judge someone by his physical appearance.

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
Don't blame yourself for being ugly, blame your parents because your ugliness is hereditary.

THE BEAUTY IS UNDER THE SKIN
Fix your inner beauty, if you feel that your outer beauty is beyond repair

JUST BE YOURSELF
Be yourself, if you're ugly, be thankful for your ugliness.

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
If people tell you you're ugly, don't be skeptical about it. People's appraisal might not be the truth.

THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE
If you're ugly here, but in Africa, you might be the most handsome

LOVE IS BLIND
Love does not base on good-looking or not. Ask this to an ugly person.

If you read these tips until the end, it means you feel ugly.
If you yourself feel ugly, what about others?

Au Revoir.

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